'Printer Ready'. Er… you actually want to print? What, right now?

Reg columnist snorts suspicious powder

Something for the Weekend, Sir?  Whirr whirr click. Oh come on, print, dammit. Bzzzzt. Whirr click [silence] brrrrrrrrrrr [silence].…

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