If Carlsberg did cloud outages, they'd probably look like ConnectWise's

Platform admits failover cluster fell over but they're really sorry and, here, have a credit note

Biz automation platform ConnectWise has issued a credit note to disgruntled customers caught up in last week's day-long outage that the firm blamed on a wobble in its "highly resilient" cloud infrastructure.…

via The Register - Data Centre: Cloud
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/05/09/connectwise_updates_on_cloud_outage/